Star Trek Plot on Freenode's #bmp - The Beep Media Player channel. - Fortune [possible satire]

deadchipComputer: Remove characters 'nenolod' and 'sxpert'.
deadchip*beeepbeepbeebeeep*
deadchipComputer: Resume program.
sxpert"Program cannot run without characters 'nenolod' and 'sxpert'. restoring instances.
deadchipComputer: Command override, command code Lt. Cmdr. Milosz Derezynski omega-3-3-9-alpha zero. Remove instances 'nenolod' and 'sxpert'.
deadchip"Unable to comply."
deadchip"Computer: Is it possible to at least, _alter_ the subprograms nenolod and sxpert?"
deadchip"Specify parameters."
deadchiphmm i take that as a "yes"
sxpertlol
deadchip"Computer: Please remove 'nonsense' component from 'sxpert' character."
deadchip"Affirmative."
sxpert"unable to comply. "
deadchipbah
deadchipyeah
nenolodgrr
deadchipyou're truly un-nonsensifiable
deadchiphahaha
sxpert"the intellectual subroutines are not alterable"
deadchip"Computer: Is it possible to alter the _look_ of the character 'sxpert'?"
deadchip"Affirmative."
deadchip"Computer: Please dress character 'sxpert' in a clown's costume."
deadchip"Specify parameters."
deadchip"Mid-20th-century Earth, Balkan area."
deadchip"Processing. Character alteration complete."
deadchipsxpert: bah
deadchipyeah i knew you would delete the whole databank first
sxpertlol
geekoe"Computer, can we …. finally… simply remover the characters 'sxpert'?"
sxpert"computer, here's arlequin costume. apply to character deadchip"
sxpert"character parameters changed"
sxpert"woop"
geekoe:D
deadchipo_O
Channel#bmp
NetworkFreenode
TaglineStar Trek-Like Plot
Published2008-07-04