| jrockway | btw, feel free to LOL: http://stackoverflow.com/questions/605641/how-to-use-classarrayobjects |
| jrockway | wow, such concise code |
| jrockway | and i can FEEL THE SPEED from using arrays |
| rjbs | bowl full of mush |
| rindolf | jrockway: there was a discussion about using arrays as objects in module-authors. |
| jrockway | i read it and laughed |
| jrockway | (yeah, someone is wrong on the internet, but i don't really care) |
| rjbs | I use JSON strings as my objects, and define my classes in terms of regexps that pull out the right attributes. |
| rjbs | It makes the code portable to JavaScript, except the methods. |
| jrockway | great plan! |
| jrockway | regexps are fast in perl, because perl is designed for parsing text |
| rjbs | tx, can I add "endorsed by jon rockway" to my precis? |
| jrockway | oh yeah |
| jrockway | i recommend you reverse the JSON first, though, to provide better encapsulation |
| jrockway | otherwise people could read the objects… and that breaks encapsulation, dontchaknow |
| rjbs | I use UTF-16 and rot4096. |
| jrockway | UTF-16 IS TOO SLOW! |
| rindolf | Heh. |
| jrockway | i can't believe we are even having this conversation… utf-16… |
| jrockway | i am never speaking to you again! |
| * rindolf | wonders how one can combine JSON with inside-out objects. |
| rjbs | jrockway: no, no, WITHOUT the bom |
| rjbs | BOM is what makes it slow. |
| rjbs | rindolf: sub id { my $self = shift; $json_parser_for{ $self }->decode($json_for{ $self })->{id} } |
| rindolf | rjbs: LOL. |
| rindolf | rjbs++ |
| Dylan | unicode: somebody set us up the BOM |
| ilmari | BOM-de-ada |
| rindolf | Where's the BOM? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering Ka-BOM! |
| rjbs | I think Iran has it. |
| perigrin | if it doesn't … Sen. McCain will introduce a bill to provide them with one |
| rjbs | give the bom bom bom, bom to Iran |
| rjbs | funnier if you pronounce Iran properly |
| perigrin | iran … iran so far away … |
| rindolf | iRack - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw2nkoGLhrE |
| autarch | someone set us up the BOM |
| jnapiorkowski | I thought all our base waz ownzed or something like that |
| * confound | is the king of BOM |
| rjbs | who's the BOM king? |
| confound | I'm the BOM king! |
| ubu | "once i was the King of BOM" |
| rjbs | hear me now |