| Teratogen | Two atoms are walking down the street when one of them says "I think I've lost an electron." The second one says "are you sure?", to which the first one replies "Yes, I'm positive". |
| mpeg4codec | So officer Schroedinger pulls over this quantum particle and he says ``Do you know how fast you were going?'' |
| mpeg4codec | the particle says, ``No, but I know exactly where I am.'' |
| Teratogen | everybody has heard of Schroedinger's cat experiment |
| Teratogen | but very few people know that Schroedinger hated cats |
| Teratogen | with a passion |
| Teratogen | and actually experimented on them |
| Teratogen | he even owned a set of cat-fur gloves |
| Teratogen | cats mysteriously disappeared around Schroedinger's laboratory |
| Teratogen | and there was no Chinese restaurant close by to explain the disappearances |
| mpeg4codec | Schroedinger's cat: wanted dead AND alive |