Jokes about Particle Physics on Freenode's #perl - Fortune [possible satire]

TeratogenTwo atoms are walking down the street when one of them says "I think I've lost an electron." The second one says "are you sure?", to which the first one replies "Yes, I'm positive".
mpeg4codecSo officer Schroedinger pulls over this quantum particle and he says ``Do you know how fast you were going?''
mpeg4codecthe particle says, ``No, but I know exactly where I am.''
Teratogeneverybody has heard of Schroedinger's cat experiment
Teratogenbut very few people know that Schroedinger hated cats
Teratogenwith a passion
Teratogenand actually experimented on them
Teratogenhe even owned a set of cat-fur gloves
Teratogencats mysteriously disappeared around Schroedinger's laboratory
Teratogenand there was no Chinese restaurant close by to explain the disappearances
mpeg4codecSchroedinger's cat: wanted dead AND alive
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TaglineJokes about Particle Physics
Published2008-07-04