Manipulating People Using Perl - Fortune [possible satire]

Khisanth<insert obligatory disclaimer about parsing HTML with regex>
BotjeKhisanth =~ s/disclaimer/death threat/
KhisanthI can live with that
Botjeooh, i got write access on Khisanth
BotjeKhisanth =~ s/must sleep/must give Botje all my money/
Botjeand now we play the waiting game … >:)
afallenhopeBotje, write&
Botjeyeah
* Khisanthgives all of Botje's money to himself
BotjeKhisanth: that's not supposed to happen!
* Botjeresets the universe
Khisanthbuggy code
snegtulno such thing Khisanth! =)
snegtulthe bugs are a lie!
Channel#perl
NetworkFreenode
TaglineManipulating People with Perl
Published2008-07-27