Should I use BitKeeper or GitHub? - Fortune [possible satire]

fanfanWhen should I use BitKeeper (peer-to-peer) and when should I use GitHub (client-server) for my software project?
yawkatfanfan: git is distributed
rindolffanfan: why do you want to use BitKeeper?
rindolffanfan: and git is distributed too.
fanfanrindolf, I didn't understand.
rindolffanfan: git is peer-to-peer - just like BitKeeper.
fanfanrindolf, so when should I use Git and when should I use GitHub?
rindolffanfan: there are other git services aside from GitHub and you can set up one of your own.
rindolffanfan: you normally use git to interact with GitHub.
fanfanrindolf, I don't really know what should I do, can please guide me.
rindolffanfan: use GitHub if you like it - if not - use a different git service provider.
fanfanrindolf, well I choose GitHub because there are already millions of people using it, so it seems trustworthy.
baumfanfan: same for bitbucket and others
fanfanbaum, I will just use GitHub before I get crazy in all these options.
baumfanfan: you could also just use git
rindolffanfan: it seems like a good choice at the moment.
rindolfbaum: we told him that.
fanfanbaum, So Git is better than BitKeeper?
catbadgergit is better than everything
rindolfbaum: this seems like one of those 'Should I use jQuery or JavaScript?' questions.
baumrindolf: oh i see, didn't read up. and yes it does
fanfanrindolf, I get it now, I people use GitHub because they don't have a server or online-storage, and they don't want to. But I have a server so I can just use BitKeeper.
rindolffanfan: well, BitKeeper was made open source only relatively recently, which caused git (and previously other FOSS VCSes) to become popular instead.
rindolffanfan: why do you want to use bitkeeper?
fanfanrindolf, because 15 years of development
rindolffanfan: you can set up a git service on your server as well.
fanfanrindolf, and is supported by a big company
rindolffanfan: well, git probably had more contributors.
rindolffanfan: which big company supports BK?
fanfanrindolf, just please tell me, for god's sake, should I use GitHub or Git?
baumfanfan: if you are judging a source control solution by its company and years of existence maybe check out Visual SourceSafe :)
rindolffanfan: I suggest you use git and you can opt to use GitHub as well.
rindolfbaum: heh, I laughed-out-loud from that comment.
rindolfbaum: can I tweet it?
fanfanrindolf, is GitHub best of its kind?
baumrindolf: go for it :)
mpetchused PVCS in an enterprise environment for many years with Nortel/BNR
rindolfbaum: thanks!
fanfanokay guys, I will just use GitHub, before I get crAZY, now everyone shut up.
rindolffanfan: great.
mpetchyou sure you want to use github?
rindolfmpetch: be careful or you'll make him be like the child monster who wants to be "there" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m-kbBamg_U
mpetchhaha
rindolfmpetch: :-)
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Published2016-10-06