EvilChristmas - Fortune [possible satire]

rindolfZuu: some people told me they think a Freecell/etc. solver is useless, but it has some uses and is my most popular project todate.
ZuuI’m mostly surprised that you can find the spirit to work on it for so long.
Zuulike, so many years.
ZuuBut as long as you find the time to distribute Santas presents, it's all good :P
rindolfZuu: I actually don't distribute Santa's presents - that is goody-two-shoes-reindeer's job. Being an EvilReindeer I do the opposite - I steal all the presents to maintain balance in the force.
bizarrefishrindolf: Do you have an evil master?
Zuurindolf, Noooooh!
bizarrefishPerhaps a jolly one?
rindolfbizarrefish: no! I'm my own master.
Zuurindolf, that's too evil! :<
rindolfbizarrefish: but I have some collaborators.
rindolfZuu, bizarrefish : we use EvilReindeer-driven-EvilConspiracy
rindolfZuu: it's the ultimate EvilParadigm
Zuurindolf, i bet there's someone who just injects these thoughts into your head when Christmas is over, and just before Christmas starts, they inject Rudolph thoughts into your head :>
rindolfZuu: my plan for this year is to cancel Christmas altogether.
rindolfand replace it with EvilChristmas
Zuurindolf, If i don't get presents, i know who's fault it is now :P
rindolfZuu: you'll get EvilPresents this time. ;-)
Brando753rindolf: D: but I liked non-evil Christmas, non-evil Santa Claus was always so nice and jolly
Brando753And getting presents which don't try and do evil unspeakable things to you is nice as well
* rindolfuses his magical EvilAntlers to convert Brando753 into EvilBrando753 so he'll like EvilChristmas
Brando753No...Must...Resist
* Brando753is now known as EvilBrando753
EvilBrando753damn
EvilBrando753:I
rindolfBrando753: resistance is futile
DrBenwayall your base are belong to us
rindolfEvilBrando753: heh, welcome to the EvilReindeer Evil World Domination Evil Conspiracy!
rindolfEvilBrando753: you're one of us now.
* vassagus(~vassagus@186.4.2.162) has joined
bizarrefish:/
EvilBrando753one of us, one of us, gooble gobble gooble gobble
parathon_Hello
ibouvousaimehello parathon_
ibouvousaimethis room has 722 people, yet so few are active
ibouvousaimebizarrefish: isn't it ohms ?
rindolfibouvousaime: that's the nature of IRC.
EvilBrando753ibouvousaime: man could you imagine if they were all active now?
EvilBrando753ibouvousaime: no one would be able to converse
EvilBrando753ibouvousaime: the buffers would move so fast
rindolfEvilBrando753: heh.
ibouvousaimeyeah true haha EvilBrando753
EvilBrando753you think I am joking, but it would be horrible, IRC was never designed for such high volume
ibouvousaimeI'm trying to imagine it in my mind at the moment hahaha
ibouvousaimeit would be like a terminal you use to play VLC videos
pyonibouvousaime: 1 Ohm = 1 Volt / 1 Ampère
ibouvousaimepyon: ohh
rindolfEvilBrando753: sup?
EvilBrando753rindolf: reading up on old censorship laws here in the US
EvilBrando753rindolf: good old wikipedia
EvilBrando753never realized there used to be a supreme court ruling stating free speech did not extend to films
EvilBrando753rindolf: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mutual_Film_Corp._v._Industrial_Commission_of_Ohio
EvilBrando753it was a 9-0 ruling as well
EvilBrando753which is insane to think about
rindolfEvilBrando753: ah, I see.
rindolfEvilBrando753: wikipedia may be good, but it's not too old.
EvilBrando753I just want a printed copy of wikipedia for the sake of having one
EvilBrando753I hate trees with a passion
EvilBrando753:P
rindolfEvilBrando753: will this printed copy be a wiki as well?
EvilBrando753well it will have to update every time Wikipedia does https://what-if.xkcd.com/59/
pyonwhy do people call electric potential “voltage”? it's as if they called time “secondage” or distance “metrage”
pyonerrr
pyonnvm
pyoni meant “electric potential”
pyondifference*
jrslepakpyon: FWIW, "amperage" is sometimes used too
jrslepakpyon: I don't think I've ever heard "teslage" or "henryage" though :-P
ivegotasthmaownage
MisterSyntaxc
MisterSyntaxoops
MisterSyntaxi wanted to press ctrl+A,+C xD
MisterSyntaxhave fear for I is here!
MisterSyntaxthere we go
MisterSyntax(haha)
rindolfMisterSyntax: you iz here?
MisterSyntaxyez
rindolfMisterSyntax: are you here to ruin the day?
MisterSyntaxyez
rindolfMisterSyntax: awesome.
MisterSyntaxi brought demons and angry spirits with me
rindolfMisterSyntax: you sound Evil and I like Evil.
MisterSyntaxrindolf, want some? :D
nitrixThat's unfortunate. We needed more trolls, not demons.
* MisterSyntaxpoints at demon nr 3 and angry spirits 1 through 10
MisterSyntaxyou can have those
rindolfMisterSyntax: thanks!
MisterSyntaxrindolf, you’re welcome, and remember, create havoc and despair wherever you go!
rindolfMisterSyntax: thanks!
* MisterSyntaxlaughs evil-ish from his dungeon tower
rindolfMisterSyntax: isn't a dungeon supposed to be underground?
MisterSyntaxyeah but it's a tower.. in a dungeon
nitrixI put on my robe and wizard hat...
MisterSyntaxso imagine a great cave
MisterSyntaxwith numerous caves joined to it
MisterSyntaxand in that great cave there's a tower
MisterSyntaxand at the top of that tower is my room with a nice window overviewing the magma flow of the earth.
MisterSyntax;-)
rindolfMisterSyntax: I wonder how you get an Internet connection there.
MisterSyntaxeasy, wifi.
MisterSyntaxhahahahahah
rindolfMisterSyntax: heh.
MisterSyntaxno I'm tapping internet from an industrial fibercable
MisterSyntaxthey don't suspect a thing , the muggelz
MisterSyntaxcooling the hardware has been more of a problem though
MisterSyntaxxD
rindolfMisterSyntax: first world problems ;-)
rindolfunder world problems
MisterSyntaxrindolf, indeed haha
MisterSyntaxyeah it's a real 'hell'
MisterSyntaxi even have a muggle-zoo
MisterSyntaxgreat fun for the children
MisterSyntaxthey can interact with primates
MisterSyntaxmy cat just jumped on my lap and i felt like a true evil genius
MisterSyntaxhttp://prettycleverfilms.com/files/2013/05/4_blofelds_cat_many.jpg
rindolfMisterSyntax: heh.
rindolfMisterSyntax: I'm reminded of the film Bolt.
MisterSyntaxhaha rindolf
rindolfMisterSyntax: did you watch it?
MisterSyntaxyes
rindolfMisterSyntax: nice.
MisterSyntaxrindolf, i had to, my sisters' kids wanted to watch it whilst i was supervising
MisterSyntaxand i like to act like a child when watching movies or playing with toys so it was quite fun xD
MisterSyntaxeven built them a mayan pyramid afterwards made out of duplo lol
MisterSyntaxwell mayan
MisterSyntaxhttp://www.crystalinks.com/pyramidelcastillo.jpg << that kind
MisterSyntaxno clue if its mayan
rindolfMisterSyntax: nice.
MisterSyntaxthey were amazed and kept it for months, even built a whole city around it themselves
rindolfMisterSyntax: I think it is.
MisterSyntaxyeah rindolf i think as well but ain't sure xD
rindolfMisterSyntax: the Mayan Pyramids look nicer than the Egyptian ones IMO.
MisterSyntaxrindolf, agreed.
MisterSyntaxhere have another demon..
* MisterSyntaxpoints at demon nr.4
* rindolfpets demon No. 4
MisterSyntaxbeware though, no. 4 has a tendency to bite
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Published2016-08-30