ZERO nirvana - Fortune [possible satire]

narupohello
rindolfnarupo: hi
rindolfnarupo: how are you?
naruporindolf: hi rindolf. I'm fine :)
rindolfnarupo: nice
naruporindolf: sup?
rindolfnarupo: I'm fine - trying to be productive
rindolfnarupo: i reached inbox ZERO nirvana
naruporindolf: hm
naruporindolf: inbox is mail box?
rindolfnarupo: the email https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/in-box#English
Xatenevrindolf, wait, you can be productive while being in irc?
naruporindolf: thanks.
naruporindolf: what is "ZERO nirvana"?
wXenorindolf: inbox zero?! wtf?
rindolfnarupo: an empty inbox
rindolfnarupo: and nirvana means a state of bliss
FManTropyxah, I thought it was the penultimate opposite of nirvana
FManTropyxie. zero nirvana
naruporindolf: ah, thanks. nirvana :)
FManTropyxincidentally, my music collection is also ZERO nirvana
rindolfnarupo: see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nirvana
rindolfwXeno: the fuck!
narupomy bank account is ZERO nirvana ;)
rindolfFManTropyx: ah
rindolfnarupo: heh
rindolfFManTropyx: inbox zero's nirvana
wXenorindolf: on one of mine I got 5.5gb of mails (maybe 10k in my inbox for the last year) - for the other one I don't know, but 2-3000 unread
rindolfthe nirvana of inbox zero
rindolfwXeno: ouch
rindolfwXeno: i once saw a screenshot of a gmail.com account with 130K unread messages in the inbox
rindolfwXeno: anyway, i hate clutter
wXenoif you don't tend to it, then that goes fast
wXenorindolf: me too, but it's hard to avoid when I can get some hundreds of mails with actual content in an average/slightly busy day
wXenorindolf: and enough of references and long running topics that I can't delete old mails without losing relevant info
rindolfwXeno: i move away emails to other folders
wXenorindolf: me too
wXenorindolf: and I delete what I can
rindolfwXeno: ah
rindolfwXeno: now i have an empty inbox in my gmail account too
wXenorindolf: damn, how? you delete everything?
XatenevI get like 4 emails per day.
XatenevHeh
exio4I get about 4 emails I actually read a day too, and another 40-60 with content I might or might not care about :P
rindolfwXeno: no
wXenorindolf: you made a mail address which violates the SMTP protocol?
rindolfwXeno: no
wXenorindolf: you made it 17 seconds ago, and miraculously Google failed at sending the welcome mails?
wXenorindolf: ah you moved them to another folder
wXenoall mails from *@* -> inbox2 doesn't count :)
rindolfwXeno: in this case i deleted them
rindolfwXeno: but i don't delete all emails
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Published2017-10-28