rindolf’s bad C code - Fortune [possible satire]

rindolfIn fc-solve's C source code I have 2,738 "const"s vs. 1,521 "if"s
rindolfand I have 1,344 "int"s
imodethat's 5,376 bytes!
Felishiarindolf, D:
Felishiahow can you have 0,738 of a constant?
rindolfFelishia: 2,738 consts
rindolfFelishia: over 2 thousand
rindolfFelishia: it's not a decimal dot
Felishiabut you put a comma there
Felishiait's a decimal comma
rindolfFelishia: yes, for the thousands
Felishiano for the thousands it's a dot
rindolfFelishia: no, not in English.
rindolfor in Hebrew
FelishiaD: wat
schallyI have 0.738 of a const
schallybecause it only appears with certain typedefs
rindolfshakalaka: good for you!
schallyor #defines rather
rindolfschally: can I borrow 0.002 of a const?
schallyrindolf: go ahead
rindolfschally: thanks!
rindolfHmmm... I have 1,156 "endif"s - lots of preprocessor stuff. :-(
rindolfand I have 1,102 "instance"s
Felishiarindolf, what a bad code! ewwww!
Felishiasuch a bad C grammar
rindolfI have 864 "void"s
rindolfFelishia: only 1,145 "endif"s now after I extracted a macro
rindolf1,140 "endif"s now
rindolfFelishia: 1,128 "endif"s now!
Felishiarindolf, you gotta bring it down to 2 D:
rindolfFelishia: heh.
Felishiaif windows... if unix...
rindolfFelishia: I have #ifdef _cplusplus extern "C" { #endif on every header
rindolf45 files changed, 1904 insertions(+), 2306 deletions(-)
rindolf====> what a day
Felishiarindolf, what you only commit once a day
rindolfFelishia: no.
rindolfFelishia: this is git diff --stat
Channel##programming
NetworkFreenode
TaglineThe end of the endifs is not so near
Published2016-11-02