“Demons upon thee, Apple marketing department!” - Fortune [possible satire]

rindolfMisterSyntax: can you unleash some of your demons on Apple's marketing department?
MisterSyntaxrindolf, sure no problem, what region?
rindolfMisterSyntax: Cupertino.
rindolfif that's how it's spelled.
* MisterSyntaxsends over his "Elite Demons" legion towards Cupertino
rindolfI want a macSacare!
MisterSyntaxthey might take a while to arrive
MisterSyntaxhahaha macsacare xD
rindolfMisterSyntax: :-)
MisterSyntaxrindolf, but once they arrive they will inhabit their electronics and falsify their databases
MisterSyntaxalso there's one demon among them that will try to wiki-leak things
rindolfMisterSyntax: heh, heh.
rindolfMisterSyntax: you have a good selection of demons.
MisterSyntaxrindolf, thanks, I've trained them myself :) you wouldn't believe how stupid they used to be.. they'd just go around killing without a plan and end up getting killed by them hunters
rindolfMisterSyntax: sounds like you're a good teacher to these demons.
Channel##programming
NetworkFreenode
Tagline“I want a macSacare!”
Published2016-09-11