Dogs on the Internet - Fortune [possible satire]

DnzAtWrkwow, I need to go on a quest for coffee
rindolfCoffee Quest
Mangy_DogThe Legend of the Bitter bean
rindolfMangy_Dog: heh
Mangy_Dog:>
Mangy_Dogi had a second mug of a rather strong coffee
Mangy_Dogi should not have any more
rindolfMangy_Dog: i don't drink coffee
Mangy_Dog:o
Mangy_Dogtea?
rindolfMangy_Dog: i also refrain from caffeinated beverages
Mangy_Dog:o
Mangy_Dogheathen
rindolfMangy_Dog: fruit tea
Mangy_Dogand you call yourself a programmer :p
rindolfMangy_Dog: heh, yes - i call myself a programmer
amigojapan_rindolf: there are many stereotypes about programmers which don't always apply
rindolfamigojapan_: right
rindolfamigojapan_: some programmers are dog people
rindolfamigojapan_: and some go to bed early
amigojapan_rindolf: hehehe, I bet that is quite common
rindolfMangy_Dog: woof
Mangy_Dogbark
Mangy_Dogaww sorry to hear it
rindolfMangy_Dog: roar
* Mangy_Dogbark bark bark
rindolfMangy_Dog: meow
* Mangy_Doghead tilts
rindolfwe should start a zoo
Mangy_Dogimma confused doggo
rindolfPeyam: https://abstrusegoose.com/249
rindolfMangy_Dog: there are no dogs on the internet!
Mangy_Dogbut
Mangy_Dogimma dog
rindolfMangy_Dog: :)
listenobody on the internet knows you're a dog
listeunless you explicitly tell it
Mangy_Dogheh
listehttps://www.openparenthesis.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/idog.jpg
* moriartybarks
rindolfMangy_Dog: http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/show.cgi?id=dogs-on-the-Internet
* moriartystarts dry-humping Mangy_Dog
Mangy_Dog:o
* Mangy_Dogtries to shake moriarty off
* moriartyholds steadily on like a cool skateboarder
moriarty:D
* biberuprepares an ad for puppies
listean ad targeted for puppies?
Mangy_Dogbut I'm a male doggo
listenow that's some next-level marketing stuff
AwocaHip hop dogs.
moriartyMangy_Dog, that's OK, we'd just pretend this is prison
moriarty;)
Mangy_Dog:o
Mangy_Dog:o
biberuliste: targeted at Chinese restaurateurs
Mangy_Dogoh I'm gay BTW... but i don't make puppies
rindolfMangy_Dog: ah
Lil_SmurfTV for dogs
rindolfMangy_Dog: a gay male dog?
Mangy_Dogber arks
rindolfon the internet!
rindolfMangy_Dog: and you drink coffee
Mangy_Dogyep
rindolfMangy_Dog: you are a wonder dog
Mangy_Dogyay
rindolfMangy_Dog: do you conspire to take over the world?
Mangy_Dognaaa
rindolfheh
Mangy_Dogthe big muscly wolves and tigers are set to take over the world
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Published2018-07-13