Dramatic Skills - Fortune [possible satire]

venduwhat's up guys?
rindolfvendu: I handled the morning's E-mails.
vendurindolf, cool :)
adscrindolf: you must work on your dramatic skills
rindolfadsc: my dramatic skills?
adsc"I wade through the flood of the morning's electronic mail messages" sounds much better than "I handled the morning's emails"
adscwell, it would if it had correct grammar
rindolfvendu: I've been working on the Kakuro Project Euler problem.
rindolfadsc: heh, heh.
adscrindolf has been chipping away at the Project Euler's Kakuro complex
rindolfadsc: will you be my ghost author? ;-)
adscrindolf: sure, but it might involve your character having romantic encounters with stoic goats
adscrindolf lost himself in the endless depth of the black goat's rectangular pupil, his self utterly annihilated by the vast void hiding behind the tiny window; a passage into a realm he thought lost forever
rindolfYay! Inbox Zero! Or as adsc would put it "I stare into the empty abyss of my inbox signifying my victory. "I have battled against entropy and came out victorious" I tell myself."
adscrindolf: that's it!
adscrindolf: your life becomes 100% more epic if you just want to
rindolfNow to train spamassassin.
Channel##programming
NetworkFreenode
Tagline100% more epic; 100% more awesome
Published2016-05-14