Windows Update - Fortune [possible satire]

rindolfBleh! Windows Update is acting up again. I swear that it is the bottom of the bottomless abyss of suck.
TrashlordI know the pain
bahamut24My windows firewall has been broken ever since I installed windows 7 :/
rindolfTrashlord: let's inflict that pain on the Microsoft software devs that produced such crap!
Trashlordrindolf: yeah, we'll tie them to a chair for days upon days, and then say "See what it feels like to sit here waiting forever?"
rindolfTrashlord: heh, heh.
workmad3bahamut24: there was a time when Windows Firewall wasn't broken?
bahamut24Today was completely unproductive, no lines of code written.
Trashlordbahamut24: were you solving problems in your head, or thinking about design decisions, though?
bahamut24No just watched pointless shit on youtube.
bahamut24lmao
Trashlordah
kadobanWas it good pointless shit?
bahamut24kadoban let me check my watch history
kadobanIf you don't remember what you watched, couldn't have been that good :-/
bahamut24I see hitler parodies, best of news bloopers, "Bill O'reily gets owned by kid", "woman live in mans closet for a year" plus lots more
bahamut24"the orlando massacre"
bahamut24hahahah lots of stupid shit.
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Published2016-06-14