| _blizzy_ | lol at people who are looking to hire people who have 3 years experience of Swift. |
| pulse | i have 1 year of experience with Swift and I've developed a minor depression in that time |
| pulse | should i sue oracle? |
| apotheon | I love how everyone who wrote three lines of code for the Linux kernel these days can now refer to his or her code running on things somewhere other than Earth to make themselves sound good, now. |
| rindolf | _blizzy_: heh. |
| _blizzy_ | I have 4 years experience with Swift and 10 years experience of Node. |
| _blizzy_ | hire me. |
| rindolf | _blizzy_: wasn't Swift created less than a year ago? |
| _blizzy_ | rindolf, that's the joke. |
| rindolf | _blizzy_: yes. |
| pulse | oh, you mean Swift |
| pulse | as in apple |
| _blizzy_ | node wasn't around also 10 years ago. |
| rindolf | _blizzy_: yes. |
| _blizzy_ | rindolf, oh. |
| _blizzy_ | https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/320ujx/why_cant_programmers_program_is_print_100_to_1/ |
| pulse | could they choose a more stupid name |
| _blizzy_ | I tripped on that problem. |
| apotheon | _blizzy_: If you don't have thirty years of experience with Java, you don't qualify. |
| pulse | only if they called it PHP 2 maybe it would be stupider |
| _blizzy_ | print 100 -> 1, but start with (for i=0 |
| rindolf | _blizzy_: «Chuck Norris has 50 years of proven experience in PHP/MySQL/Java. Each.» |
| _blizzy_ | rindolf, Chuck Norris made a new sorting algorithm. |
| _blizzy_ | roundhouse sorting. |
| pulse | chuck norris once outrun himself |
| _blizzy_ | 2003. |
| _blizzy_ | I hope no one |
| _blizzy_ | attempts to crash my app. c: |
| wei2912 | rindolf: chuck norris can compile any randomly generated code with GCC |
| rindolf | wei2912: :-) |
| apotheon | That's impressive. GCC sometimes doesn't even compile standards compliant code. |
| pulse | chuck norris can roll a joint while swimming |
| _blizzy_ | CN slammed a revolving door. |
| Twey | pulse: They could have chosen a much stupider name, like ‘Go’. |
| _blizzy_ | Twey, or Java |
| wei2912 | lmao |
| _blizzy_ | I kid. |
| pulse | Twey, well at least Go doesn't have any bad connotations ... as far as i know |
| _blizzy_ | GO is actually |
| _blizzy_ | decent. |
| * Twey | resolves to call his next project ‘The’ |
| apotheon | Java isn't a stupid name. It was just ruined by association with the language. |
| pulse | when i hear Swift, all i can think of is those horrible layout patterns in Netbeans |
| rindolf | wei2912: Chuck Norris once wrote a 10 million lines C++ program in MS Notepad without hitting the backspace key. And it compiled without errors or warnings and was 100% bug free. |
| _blizzy_ | Java is bad IMO. |
| Twey | pulse: I mostly think of the bird |
| pulse | chuck norris once made a program that was 110% bug free |
| wei2912 | rindolf: Chuck Norris once wrote Swift Swiftly |
| rindolf | pulse: and he donated the extra 10% for charity. |
| _blizzy_ | Chuck Norris once wrote a Whitespace program without whitespace. |
| apotheon | pulse: Only once? Slacker. |
| pulse | rindolf, :D |
| wei2912 | he Goes on to write Go |
| Twey | _blizzy_: That's easy |
| ams | isn't everything readable in go by default? |
| pulse | ams, that's what they said about Python |
| apotheon | Go is an excellent Java replacement. |
| ams | :-) |
| Twey | _blizzy_: (the empty program is a valid Whitespace program) |
| _blizzy_ | Twey, oh. |
| _blizzy_ | time to learn meteor. |
| pulse | i imagine it's possible to open a wormhole to another dimension using just javascript |
| _blizzy_ | it's possible in Python |
| _blizzy_ | import wormhole |
| apotheon | _blizzy_: I hear excellent things about Meteor. I also hear bad things . . . like the fact it's a JavaScript framework. |
| pulse | _blizzy_, from __future__? |
| _blizzy_ | pulse, of course. |
| wei2912 | heh |
| apotheon | pulse: Yes, that's possible, but only if you do it by accident. |
| apotheon | (re: JavaScript) |
| _blizzy_ | you gotta add 'use strict'; for it to work. |
| Znoosey | pulse: why would a wormhole be to another dimension? |
| apotheon | I'm pretty sure neither Python nor JavaScript uses strict. |
| _blizzy_ | JS does. |
| Znoosey | pulse: wormholes goes to other places in the galaxy, it does not move between dimensions |
| pulse | Znoosey, i thought all wormholes lead to dimensions with silly rabbits and such |
| apotheon | Seriously? I clearly haven't been writing "enough" JavaScript. |
| _blizzy_ | https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/JavaScript/Reference/Strict_mode |
| apotheon | I haven't yet encountered that. |
| Znoosey | galaxy = universe |
| pulse | apotheon, yeah, JS has use strict :L |
| pulse | Znoosey, wat |
| Znoosey | in my sentence it is! |
| Twey | As a string. |
| Znoosey | I just messed it up :P |
| pulse | galaxy is a subset of the universe |
| Twey | I thought that was a joke about Python's True = False |
| pulse | a universe might be a subset of a multiverse :P |
| Znoosey | pulse: yes, I messed it up in my sentence |
| pulse | a multiverse might be a subset of itself o_O |
| Znoosey | a multiverse is a subset of space |
| pulse | well what is space then |
| Znoosey | space might be infinite |
| _blizzy_ | why is True = False even legal |
| _blizzy_ | in Python. |
| pulse | _blizzy_, because of reasons |
| pulse | it's illegal in 3.0 AFAIK |
| Twey | _blizzy_: It's not in Py3 |
| _blizzy_ | OMG |
| apotheon | pulse: I think that instead of "galaxy = universe" what Znoosey meant was "s/galaxy/universe/". |
| _blizzy_ | somehow sneak True = False into a python 2 program |
| fykos | Guys, why the arraylist only adds the last token to the list?http://pastebin.com/YbHLEqnA |
| pulse | apotheon, universe = universe? o_. |