Kotlin - Fortune [possible satire]

jkbbwrGosh kotlin really makes things simpler
jkbbwrhttps://gist.github.com/jkbbwr/3f6fdca5d74f7c584fa7
rindolfjkbbwr: you can't stop telling us about how great kotlin is, can you? ;-)
rindolf"Kotlin makes the sun shine, and the birds sing, and the Earth revolve around the sun, and it convinced the Knights who until recently said 'Ni' to stop saying 'Ni'."
rindolfKotlin is life. Kotlin is love.
war877Praise kotlin! what is kotlin?
rindolfwar877: if you have to ask what kotlin is , you'll never know!
rindolfbeaky loves Kotlin.
RouninI think they now say "Ekki ekki ekki tapannnnnnnnnnnng"
rindolfGod wrote the universe in Kotlin.
millertiWho is kotlin and what's special about the code you linked to?
war877Oh great. Yet another language to put on my research list.
rindolfwar877: Kotlin is the meaning of life.
RouninNot only that, but Kotlin also is life itself
rindolfRounin: yes!
jkbbwrrindolf: people do it for FP I get to do it for Kotlin
Channel##programming
NetworkFreenode
TaglineGive me Kotlin.
Published2015-12-30