pulse | that feel when you're hungry but you're too lazy to cook food |
rindolf | pulse: do you have apples or snacks? |
Flonk | pulse: 3pm, still didn't manage |
novare | #ramennoodleslifestyle |
Flonk | I know your feel |
rindolf | pulse: can you order pizza? |
pulse | Flonk, same here, lol |
pulse | rindolf, yeah but i have no cash on me |
pulse | so it's either cook food or starve |
rindolf | pulse: ah. |
pulse | rindolf, i have bananas |
pulse | :D |
pulse | no apples |
adsc | pulse: you could hunt for neighbour's cats |
pulse | i like my neighbour's cats |
pulse | they're cute |
pulse | also i don't eat cats |
adsc | then hunt further away in your neighbourhood |
pulse | or any sort of meat for that matter |
adsc | oh |
adsc | then hunt for their fruits and vegetables |
pulse | :D |
* pulse | packs a rifle |
pulse | pesky carrots, won't get away from me this time |
PlanckWalk | If you eat cats, then you'll be reducing the amount of meat eaten in the world. |
adsc | shotgunning the ground is a surprisingly effective way to reveal the treasures that lie within |
pulse | PlanckWalk, that's paradoxical. i'll be eating meat so i'll be increasing it |
PlanckWalk | But you'll be reducing the meat that would otherwise be eaten by those cats in their life! |
pulse | ah. |
pulse | i don't mind cats eating meat |
adsc | and he'll increase the corn that's eaten by mice |
adsc | which increases world hunger |
adsc | so it's bad to eat cats |
adsc | better eat dogs |
adsc | they are useless |
adsc | although I guess they to have a positive impact on sales of the shoe industry |
adsc | so maybe it's not good to eat dogs either, or the shoe industry will falter |
pulse | now I'm not hungry any more |
pulse | so this chat was somewhat beneficial |