Myrl-saki | I'd accept any job offered to me on the spot, probably. |
thecha | Myrl-saki try to get a short internship - preferably paid |
FAMAS | thecha: your reply is not made from a global point of view |
Myrl-saki | As long as it's not Java. |
thecha | and if you do 3 or so of them you are bound to be handed a job if you ask for on e at the end of them |
sbrg | sure |
Myrl-saki | lol |
thecha | just make a good impression: be pleasant to be around with, be on time, be diligent in your work, try to make your work better every day |
sbrg | How to get a job with a cs degree in Denmark: 1. get degree 2. get job |
thecha | if you work in this way you will make yourself very valuable to your company and they wont let you leave |
Myrl-saki | sbrg: lol |
thecha | Myrl-saki so i guess move to denmark |
Myrl-saki | thecha: First step. Obtain a job. |
thecha | no first step obtain internships |
thecha | :D |
Myrl-saki | thecha: First step. Obtain internship. |
sbrg | How to get a job: 1. get a job for 5 years for 5 years of experience. 2. get a job easily because you have 5 years of experience. |
sbrg | easy! |
Myrl-saki | sbrg: lol |
thecha | the job you get for the 5 years of exp does it require 5 years exp? |
sbrg | yes. |
Myrl-saki | lol |
Myrl-saki | So true. |
sbrg | thecha: no, sorry |
sbrg | misread |
sbrg | it requires 10 years of experience |
thecha | well no problem then, just get a previous job for 5 years for every new job you get |
thecha | what kind of experience are you getting at work anyway? |
sbrg | how to get a job: 1. solve the halting problem. 2. write a program that, given a job and an application you have written, terminates if you will be hired. 3. run halting problem solver on program for all jobs/applications 4. ??? 5. Profit |
Myrl-saki | sbrg: Lol. |
sbrg | How to solve your unemployment issue: 1. create skynet 2. die at the hands of skynet 3. there are no humans so there are no jobs so by vacuous truth everyone has a job |
rindolf | sbrg: heh. |
sbrg | I'm full of good solutions today |
sbrg | if I could only solve this deadlock issue |