iSomething - Fortune [possible satire]

jparktonand ya know. I bet if one distro popped an i in front like iUbunt, iFedora or some jazz about 300 million people would shell out astronomical amounts of money just to have one before anyone else
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rindolfjparkton: this reminds me of http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/show.cgi?id=sharp-perl-paid-version-of-cpan .
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jparktonprolly some new iFag rage
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Published2012-08-02