"I am not without artifice where magic is concerned…" - Fortune [possible satire]

'You must know that I am not without artifice where magic is concerned,' said Weasel. 'Only last year did I - assisted by my friend there - part the notoriously powerful Archmage of Ymitury from his staff, his belt of moon jewels, and his life, in that approximate order.'

AuthorTerry Pratchett
WorkThe Colour of Magic
Published2008-07-04