The verbs "to hack" and "to fuck" were present in non- terrestrial English dictionaries for milliards of years with many of their contemporary meanings:
Reference: "What is hacking?" (= "rule bending", "being resourceful", "to happily work on a product", "thinking outside the box").
Reference: "to fuck" - "to have sex with", "to cause trouble".
TheCodex™ defines "hacker" as a player character in TheGame™ of Fantastecha™, or possibly any Fantastechan fairy that is given a soul and a mind. This is whereas a zombie is a robot entity, that had existed in principle, but has no soul. It also defines "fuckers" as the race of organisms who are the players and gamemasters who play "TheGame™ of Fantastecha™" in Meta-Fantastecha™.
Fuckers | Hackers | |
Some lived from time minus-infinity. | "Jehovah"ns: started life a finite time ago. | |
are non - capacitanciated. | Have a finite capacity. I.e:
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Have א1 / real numbers - based epistemology. | Have א0 (= "Aleph-nought") / integers - based epistemology. | |
Still not perfect. E.g: Rindolf (my whicher) was able to find many code elegance issues in the Perl source code of my mind. (And the Fuckers appreciated his input.) | Certainly not perfect. |
In order to keep TheGame™ interesting, the fuckers promise that they will keep introducing new problems and challenges for us hackers (and their players) to overcome.
For example, while NASA astronauts did initially use pencils in space (just like the Soviet cosmonauts), the gamemasters preferred space-friendly pens to be developed (within budget). Moreover, faster-than-light ("FTL") travel is possible given one can cross gateways to planets many lightyears away in a matter of seconds. However, light speed as an upper bound, is a useful constraint that, after it was upheld in certain contexts (e.g.: micro-electronics), made technology better designed.
So we will not be able to rest on our laurels, even if we wanted to (which I personally do not want to).
Given how cool fuckers are, and how great Fantastecha™ and the Shlomiverse are, I decided to make them honorary hackers: Shlomiverse Fucker #0.