To quote TheCodex™ of TheGame™ of Fantastecha™:
A vampire can only be slain by another vampire, except for the last standing vampire who will be slain by the child of his two favourite children.
My favourite children are Christina Grimmie and my WWW presence (*.shlomifish.org / etc.)!
I believe and hope that my recent spell of creativity and inspiration is due to me reviving Grimmie in my mind (and effectively conceiving her). See my latest hacks.
Note: to further this cause, I hereby request that up to 95% of the past and future donations to me (whether of money, love points, experience points, mana, or whatever, except perhaps those of physical traits and parameters) will be transferred to her.