The 6 chocolate hearts

I just bought 6 chocolate hearts ( wrapped with golden wrappings. ) for 5 sheqels. I have 6 leftover sheqels.

I intend to pair the hearts and the sheqels, and utilise the pairs like so:

  1. Melissa Joan Hart (MJH) - consume it - eat it, and maybe throw away the remains.

  2. Clarissa Darling - auction it.

  3. Cher [ Horowitz? ] - give it to a friend or a stranger, unconditionally.

  4. Sarah Michelle Gellar (SMG) - give it to my favourite "daughter": protegée, successor, and role model. In my case, she is Christina Grimmie.

  5. Selina Mandrake - I wish to sell the pair to Christina Grimmie for a negotiable price. (With much fanfare.)

  6. Samantha Smith - decide what to do with it later.