Rachel:
Ross, you had sex with another woman!
[
Cut to Monica’s bedroom, both Monica and Phoebe gasp.
]
Phoebe:
Oh, I knew something had to be wrong, because my
fingernails did not grow at all yesterday.
Chandler:
Yeah, well, I guess they had a fight, and he got
drunk…
Monica:
Oh!! [hits Chandler and Joey on the
head] You guys knew about
this and you didn’t tell us?!
Chandler:
[To Joey] He has sex, and
we get hit on our heads.