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The Blue Rabbit Log - Part I
The Blue Rabbit Log - Part I
[ Note: This screenplay was written by Shlomi Fish, and is original artwork. ]
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Mordox’s Hideous Plan
[ A stormy night in the mountains; their dark shadows are towering in all directions. The camera rotates to the left to reveal the dark silhouette of a castle. It focuses on it. A lightning bolt strikes it. ]
[ The lightning strikes again. ]
[ The lightning strikes again and a torch is lightened on the castle’s roof. ]
[ After a few seconds the camera shows a man wearing a dark suit looking over a large window. The room is lit by a fireplace, which causes the shadow of the man to flicker. ]
[ At this point the floor starts shaking. The camera moves backwards to reveal Galku, and a big crack is starting to form between the two. ]
[ The room stops trembling but the crack remains. ]
[ starts laughing loudly and Galku joins him. The camera rotates in a circular path to the right, and eventually reveals a large crystal blue. The crystal ball is showing a funny cartoon, and the two men are pointing at it and laughing. ]
Credits - The Players at the Table
[ TODO : The players gather for the session. The camera shows the middle of the game table; about 80% of the table area is shown. We hear the players and stuff like that. The session takes place in the home of one of the players.
The right-lower corner of the screen shows the time display. At the beginning it reads “10:00 – Schedule Time”. The player puts on a CD, and the same song plays throughout the entire stuff. Various players come in at different times.
The clock shows various stuff: like several players talking gossip, or playing a computer game. Two players are making a contest to see who spins a die for the longest time.
Eventually the clock says: “10:54:37 – Schedule time plus the Epstein-Steinberg constant”. A few seconds afterwards, the last player rings on the door.
After the end of that frame the game commences. ]
The Player Characters meet their Challenge
[ A crowded pub in the role-played world. The Blue Rabbits enter. ]
[ They start to eat, but then they hear a loud noise from outside, and everybody gather to the window.
They see huge flames in the night’s sky at a distance, with many noises of explosions and then a loud mad laughter sound with an evil grinning face in the sky, and afterwards everything stops.
The entire pub is hysterical. ]
[ cut to Klaria - she is filing her nails. ]
Blor the GNOME inventor
[ The Blue Rabbits are recruiting non-player characters. ]
[ Blor stands on a rock next to a chasm, ignites his machine-bow and start shooting arrows all over the place. The animals get scared, and eventually the camera shows some Smurfs who are talking in a muffled tone, and pointing at Blor. They call Handy Smurf and he diverts a stream to wash the rock’s standing soil.
Afterwards, the rock gets carried away on the mud because of the counter-momentum from the arrows. It eventually falls over a cliff with Blor on it. Blor is hanging by his machine-bow’s string of arrows. ]
the Player Characters Meet Galku
[ Mordox disappears. The Blue Rabbits arrive. Bryte sees Galku who tries to look innocent, but Bryte rushes to him and lifts him up in the air. ]
